what may or may not be hard reality

Shenny in bed is FUCKING WEIRD.

I really didn't think I would ever find two pretty girls in bed together disturbing and uncomfortable, but UGH.

Heee!! Alice texting *everybody* is absolutely awesome!! As is their reactions. Heeee!! (But seriously, Kit doesn't know what a text message is?? Did they just import her from the 70s???)

(Yay Angela Robinson tiny!cameo!)

Flaunting her love for Tina in front of Jodi is kinda not cool, although Jodi took out any semblance of 'not cool' last season, of course. Still my heart has a special place for Marlee Matlin and I don't want to see Jodi get hurt any more than I want to see Bette get hurt.

I HATE JENNY. Is she really that insanely full of herself? I don't understand how anyone can like her. I mean, I am aware of the fact that people *do*, but I just can not wrap my head around it. GOSH, I HATE HER.

Tina's: "Eeeeew, gross!" Brilliant.

*whiiiiiine* I can't watch Bette and Jodi's scenes... I LOVE Marlee Matlin, and I LOVE Jennifer Beals, and I CAN'T WATCH THEIR SCENES because they're awkward and uncomfortable and embarassing and I CAN'T STAND IT. *WHINE*

Thankfully, writing about how much I can't watch Jodi and Bette means I can watch notepad instead of Shenny. GROSS.

Aaahaha, Phyllis confessing her love for Bette! Heee!! Of course, I'd turn down Joyce in a heartbeat too, if I could have Bette (so sorry, Jane Lynch!), but I really though Phyllis loved Joyce, so that makes me kind of sad. :(

Helena is gorgeous. Why aren't women swarming around her? Of course, I'd prefer it if she hooked up with Dylan again. I ship Helena/Dylan so hard. But she hasn't even kissed a girl this season. Waste, I tell you, WASTE.

I LOVE how Bette spontaneously laughs just from seeing Shane. Heeeee!!! Poor Shane.

I wish there would have been more laughing and less Shenny kissing at the end, though. But thank you show for giving me the ending shot of Bette laughing hystierically!

Decent episode, definitely. I have yet to see Bette and Jodi's scenes, I'm gonna have to wait for scribegrrrl's recaps, or perhaps never watch at all, because it's way too painful. The Kit/Sunset Boulevard thing, eh, sure, whatever, mainly she just seems to like the attention, but sure, if it's gonna get her more screen time I'm all for it. Sadly, I think they'll take screentime away from Helena to do it, which sucks. They should take some screentime away from Shenny instead, because I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT, MMKAY?

Other than that, not much to say. Apt title. Decent ep. Lots of Bette laughing, and Helena was gorgeous. More scenes *about* Helena next week, please, instead of scenes featuring Helena as screen decoration, though? Pretty please?