what may or may not be hard reality

The only thing to combat the heat outside, is more hotness... and blame the humidity for any pathetic jokes...

I just wanna give a shout-out to AfterEllen's Hot 100-list! Never has a list been so filled with hotness... mmmm.

#1 - Leisha Hailey is apparently the Hottest Woman Ever. Which, well, I love her, and she's pretty, but I don't think I even put her on my list.

#2 - I did, however, put Angelina on my list, and she came in at an honourable #2.

#3 - Kate Winslet at #3 I honestly don't really get, she's never done a thing for me, but sure, she's pretty.

#4 - Now, I loved Lena Headey in Imagine Me & You, but outside of that movie she's kinda... regular...

#5 - Sarah Shahi, again, very pretty who never did a thing for me.

#6 - Jennifer Beals! Mmmmmm.... *Love* her, so fucking gorgeous it's isane...

#7 - Tina, Tina, Tina Fey... I feel kinda ashamed for not putting her on my list, but I'll stand by it. I love her, she's smart and funny as can be, and my autographed picture that I spent lots of time and money to get in her vicinity to get is hanging on the wall right here next to me, she's just not on my hot list...

[insert several pretty women who I never really got into, and keep doing that, because really, commenting on all 100 would be too much, even for me...]

#12 - Scarlett Johansson, ugh. I just don't see it at all. Not only did she never do a thing for me, I don't find her remotely pretty at all. I mean, the following chicks, Natalie and Keira, sure, they're pretty, but Scarlett just looks way too dolled up and plastic to me. *shudder*

#16 - Jodie Foster, oh yeah, I feel that.

#18 - Elizabeth Mitchell. Lovely lovely lady. I've sort of gotten her out of my system, but she'll always be the first blonde I ever fell hard for.

#25 - Mariska Hargitay. And such a lovely picture they picked, too. Mmmm. She's the only reason I'm really really sad that I couldn't keep up with L&O:SVU, non-traditionally gorgeous and *such* a dyke character. *swoon*

#27 - Rachel Shelley. Somewhere along the way took #18's place as 'most beautiful woman ever' in my mind. I can't believe she isn't higher up. So fucking gorgeous. If she and #6 ever had a fling on The L Word my mind would most likely implode from hawtness.

#32 - Lauren Graham! Yay! Pretty! Pretty! Pretty!

#34 - Portia de Rossi. Now, Ellen loves her, which is basically good enough for me. However, that doesn't mean I have to find her hot. She's funny, and I've loved her in everything I've seen her in, and without make-up in the paparazzi shots she's lovely, but her features are still a little too sharp for me. Most of all, tho...

#35 - ...I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S AHEAD OF GILLIAN ANDERSON!!! Or that, oh, 30 of the other women here are ahead of Gillian. OMG. Come on, lesbians, are you insane???

#36 - Lucy Lawless!! Xena!! Woooo!!!!!

#37 - P!nk. Listening to her right now! And *hawt* to look at, too!

#46 - Gina Gershon. Didn't put her on my list because if she hadn't done Bound I probably wouldn't have looked at her twice. However, she did do Bound, and I'll forever love her and be grateful for it. Hottest movie ever.

#47 - Meryl Streep is amazing. Her movies are generally a bit too much drama for my taste, but The Hours might be my favourite film ever. Wow. And the making out with Allison Janney. OMG.

#48 - Galadriel. *guh* If pressured I might even reveal that I've read some of the hottest fic ever in the LotRiPS genre.

#50 - ELLEN!!!!!

#57 - Maura Tierney. Nice to see her on the list, haven't seen her really anywhere lately.

#60 - Jorja Fox. I was into her for like 5 seconds, and she's rumoured to be a closet-case, right? Still, CSI got too painful to watch, and I got over her.

#63 - Renée O'Connor. Yay!

#72 - Lucy Liu is amazing. After getting to know her as Ling on Ally McBeal I had a hard time recognizing her elsewhere, but she's so gorgeous. Should have placed much higher.

#82 - Angie Harmon is apparently a vicious conservative Republican, which makes me, along with all the other lesbians over at AE, really really sad. Still so very gorgoues, though, ah, how I loved Baywatch Nights. And even more importantly, how I *loved*  Abbie Carmichael in Sharon Bowers's Night and Day series, crossover with L&O and NYPD: Blue (and about a dozen other fringe fandoms) and so amazing.

#85 - Stephanie March, because the crack!fics written by wizened_cynic about Alexandra "Claire" Cabot and Lorelai are completely delicious. What? Oh no, my fandoms don't rule my pretties, not at all.

#91 - Deanna Casaluce I have no relation to whatsoever, but just for you, fyca I'll mention that she's on the list.

#97 - Allison Janney. OMG. I can't believe she didn't score higher. Isn't she, like, every lesbian's dream? Is it just because tWW's been off the air for a while, and now everyone's forgotten about her? Sad. Allison, I still love you!

#99 - Carrie-Anne Moss. Leather. Sunglasses. Motorcycles. Fighting. *GUH*

In Conclusion: OMG there are so many pretty women out there. Now, why aren't there any pretty lesbians where I live?