what may or may not be hard reality

There are many things to love about New Zealand, but I just found something at the supermarket that is just plain WRONG. Liquorice bar with chocolate inside. A LIQUORICE BAR WITH CHOCOLATE. There are so many things wrong with that I can't even begin to wrap my head around the concept. Chocolate and liquorice are two very awesome things that are so awesome that it is just fundamentally WRONG AND IMPOSSIBLE for them to co-exist within the same universe/edible item. It's like an unstoppable force and an immovable object. They can exist separately, but not together. (It's a trick question, is the answer - oh Lena Headey, how I love you). I love chocolate. I love liquorice. BUT NOT TOGETHER. I bought one. I ate one. I tried it. IT WAS SO CREEPY. Properly salted liquorice will so be the first thing I buy when I step off the plane at home...


Amusing Moment of the Day:
1 - Oh look, they have sheep shearing shows here, cool. Shame we missed it by 5 minutes...
2 - moments later; hmm, I guess the dogs are barking because the track goes so close to the main house.
3 - moments after that; hmm, wonder why that man is yelling...
4 - WHOA!! *jumps out of the way to avoid getting mowed down by 7 sheep, 3 sheared, 4 still wooly that take off running down the road*
5 - Huh. Guess that's why he was yelling... *watches man on 4-wheeler tear down the road after the sheep with two barking dogs running alongside*