what may or may not be hard reality

Got home from a long and partly sucky day at work to find a package in the mail. Inside the package was a lovely wrapped gift, and inside the paper was Ellen's the funny thing is... Yay!! Thank you so so much, sakuracorr!! You're very awesome!

Which brings us on to the quote of the day:

"Thinking back (a good thing to do while drinking scotch), I knew I wanted to write this book because I've always loved writing, especially cursive. It's so pretty, all the loops and whatnot. I thought about having this entire book printed in capital letters, so, as the narrator, IT WOULD SEEM LIKE I'M SHOUTING THE WHOLE TIME. I LIKE THE IDEA OF ME SHOUTING INSIDE OTHER PEOPLE'S HEADS. IT MAKES ME FEEL POWERFUL. "

~Ellen DeGeneres - the funny thing is...