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fallon_ash at 07:44am on 17/01/2005 under qotd
fallon_ash at 07:44am on 17/01/2005 under qotdThe very nice beginning of what I'm sure is going to be a long long day...
Tina Fey: In entertainment news, if these two [picture of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston torn down the middle] are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?
Amy Poehler: On a similar note, I don't know if you had anything to do with this, but you watch yourself, Angelina Jolie. You are too sexy to be trusted. You're a black widow spider, Jolie. Stay away from me and my husbands. And don't think you're gonna come here, Jolie, with your long legs and your mohawk baby and steal my fake news Update TV-wife! Cause I will cut you.
~Weekend Update, SNL - 30x09 - Topher Grace
'Cause I didn't think there was anything that could make me smile happily at 7:22am... (ugh) Ah, sigh, Angelina's long legs...
Tina Fey: In entertainment news, if these two [picture of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston torn down the middle] are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?
Amy Poehler: On a similar note, I don't know if you had anything to do with this, but you watch yourself, Angelina Jolie. You are too sexy to be trusted. You're a black widow spider, Jolie. Stay away from me and my husbands. And don't think you're gonna come here, Jolie, with your long legs and your mohawk baby and steal my fake news Update TV-wife! Cause I will cut you.
~Weekend Update, SNL - 30x09 - Topher Grace
'Cause I didn't think there was anything that could make me smile happily at 7:22am... (ugh) Ah, sigh, Angelina's long legs...
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